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  • Dexter spends most of this time investigating the an old man that he thinks is the tooth fairy. He spends time with him and buys him porno mags.

    Dexter Season 6 – Episode 3

    Dexter spends most of this time investigating the an old man that he thinks is the tooth fairy. He spends time with him and buys him porno mags.

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  • I've finally gotten around to watching both episodes. I had been putting it off because last season was so disappointing that it killed the interest in wanting to keep watching the show.

    Dexter Season 6: Episodes 1 and 2

    I've finally gotten around to watching both episodes. I had been putting it off because last season was so disappointing that it killed the interest in wanting to keep watching the show.

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  • Oh fucking ey, I was <em>dying</em> when I saw this. So fucking true, especially after seeing so many fucking Facebook status updates on the perils of motherhood this standup put it <em>perfectly</em>. Bill Burr rips on mothers.

    Bill Burr – ‘Mothers’

    Oh fucking ey, I was dying when I saw this. So fucking true, especially after seeing so many fucking Facebook status updates on the perils of motherhood this standup put it perfectly. Bill Burr rips on mothers.

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  • Larry David goes off on a singing girl, OTFABS style and I wouldn't have it any other way.

    Curb Your Enthusiasm “Shut The Fuck Up”

    Larry David goes off on a singing girl, OTFABS style and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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  • There might be a misconception that I love everything Mexican or that I <em>have to</em>. I don't, there's plenty of Mexican shit I can't stand but have decided not to post about... until now. It's a real issue and as time goes by I can't help but be bothered by it. For the most part, Univision has nothing that interests me enough to watch but it sure does have it's fair share of programming abomonations. None comes to mind faster and none boils my blood in irritation than "Cero en Conducta" or as I usually refer it as "La Escuelita".

    La Escuelita

    There might be a misconception that I love everything Mexican or that I have to. I don't, there's plenty of Mexican shit I can't stand but have decided not to post about... until now. It's a real issue and as time goes by I can't help but be bothered by it. For the most part, Univision has nothing that interests me enough to watch but it sure does have it's fair share of programming abomonations. None comes to mind faster and none boils my blood in irritation than "Cero en Conducta" or as I usually refer it as "La Escuelita".

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  • After spending most of the first episode documenting crew incompetence, the show finally shows us the first encounter with the Japanese whalers in episode 2. First, the recap of episode 1. 

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"This is like a big game of Battleship!" - Unknown broad
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Shut the fuck up broad, we've never seen you and never will see you again. Go back to the kitchen. FYI I'm not sexist, Paul Slothson is and that's where he keeps the women. Anyway, moving on... As the Shepards approach the whalers we have Rat Boy aka Peter Hammarstedt, or "Peter Hamster", telling us that although the Japanese have their own way of doing things the Shepards are the ones that have the non-violent tactics. Stink bombs, for example. "They are really stinky" as an astute deck hand describes them.  They're approaching a Japanese boat and are thinking of ways they can attack it.

    Whale Wars – Episode 2

    After spending most of the first episode documenting crew incompetence, the show finally shows us the first encounter with the Japanese whalers in episode 2. First, the recap of episode 1.
    "This is like a big game of Battleship!" - Unknown broad
    Shut the fuck up broad, we've never seen you and never will see you again. Go back to the kitchen. FYI I'm not sexist, Paul Slothson is and that's where he keeps the women. Anyway, moving on... As the Shepards approach the whalers we have Rat Boy aka Peter Hammarstedt, or "Peter Hamster", telling us that although the Japanese have their own way of doing things the Shepards are the ones that have the non-violent tactics. Stink bombs, for example. "They are really stinky" as an astute deck hand describes them. They're approaching a Japanese boat and are thinking of ways they can attack it.

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  • I didn’t get to watch the next episode of whale wars yesterday because I ended up watching “The Surrogates” instead. Holy shit I didn’t know they still made movies like that: full of plot holes and inconsistencies. It’s the future and everyone lives their life...

    Whale Wars Got Surrogated

    I didn’t get to watch the next episode of whale wars yesterday because I ended up watching “The Surrogates” instead. Holy shit I didn’t know they still made movies like that: full of plot holes and inconsistencies. It’s the future and everyone lives their life...

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  • As the episode begins we are introduced to the Sea Shepards, one by one they begin to explain their distaste for the Japanese whaling fleet. The footage shows the Shepards getting closer to the whaling ship while the Japanese automated voice warning system tells them to back up and stop their aggressive action. Ignoring the suggestion, the Shepards begin hurling butiric acid bottles onto Japanese decks. The Japanese crew responds by throwing.... flashbangs. Sweet poetic justice. Advantage: Japanese Whalers.

    Whale Wars: Episode 1

    As the episode begins we are introduced to the Sea Shepards, one by one they begin to explain their distaste for the Japanese whaling fleet. The footage shows the Shepards getting closer to the whaling ship while the Japanese automated voice warning system tells them to back up and stop their aggressive action. Ignoring the suggestion, the Shepards begin hurling butiric acid bottles onto Japanese decks. The Japanese crew responds by throwing.... flashbangs. Sweet poetic justice. Advantage: Japanese Whalers.

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