UFC 160 was stacked and it fucking delivered. I was pretty stoked after the first few fights even if there were quite a few decisions but the JDS vs Mark Hunt fight solidified the card as worth the coppage. Now with Cain vs Bigfoot I was expecting a rape job, given the Aztec sacrifice that we witnessed a year ago I assumed that the gods were thirsty for more blood and however this Brazillian negro was dispatched was of no consequence to them. So when Cain rocked this fool under two minutes and sent him packing to the back of the heavyweight rankings we were fucking STOOOOOOOOOKED.
Of course, with a Brazilian loss come a Brazillion excuses. It’s how the game works. God forbid they lose because the other fighter actually had a good night, goddamnit there were other factors involved! Bigfoot is claiming blows to the back of the head and an early stoppage. As far as the early stoppage goes, that fucker turtled up and he actually went down before he got up. How you gon’ get up if that’s how you get down??? I saw the video and there were a couple of blows to the back of his melon but please, stop bitching. I’m tired of these fuckers like Big Nog claiming he was sick, JDS claiming that he was going through marital separation…if anything that’s a fucking performance enhancer, one look at JDS’ bitch makes you wonder how the split wouldn’t have caused him to vacate the belt had he won given the excessive euphoric endorphins he must have experienced during training camp.
So fuck claiming a split from an ugly broad, claiming to be sick, or like Bigfoot claimed that he couldn’t see because of too much blood in his eye with his first fight with Cain. Motherfucker, Cain elbowed your fucking dome on purpose. If that shit bloodied then that was the whole point. Shut the fuck up and take your loss like a man.